Friday, June 30, 2006
I haven't got any money, have you?
Ok so id like to invite the brewer of leaves and the ghost of string to join me in making a band in which we make loads of songs much like that one what chris did before - a hard fi lite - if you will. As the full fat version have already proven you dont actually need a great deal of talent, apparently all you need is to be poor.Check. Although we are technically not 'working for the cash machine' i think itd fly. Names, song titles and jobs all warmly welcomed.
"i aint got no cash
i need to buy some hash
my thetons have given me a rash"....... etc.........
Zing
Thursday, June 29, 2006
I'm here all week
Ive never found this blogging lark easy which maybe part of the reason i dont update it as often as you arty media types but i do try and update it when i can, not sure why i find it hard but sometimes the words dont come out like id like them to.Unlike Puck i cant write stuff out before hand, partly because i often cant read my own "handwriting" partly because if i wrote it out in hard copy i also worry id come across as being quite contrived - which obviously is a bad thing.
Its been a weird ol few days trying to adapt to being back in Brumshire - its quite odd living at home again but i think im finally getting used to it again, thanks in no small part to the rogues gallery of proles and fuckwits that myself and the Ghost of String (R.I.P.) encountered today on our job trawl which took us on our merry way to the Job Centre. There we were a little bit like hobbits, all back packs and cheery optimism about to embark on our journey into employmenthood only to be confronted by a mentalist of epic proportions, and by epic i mean EPIC.This dude made Jabba the Hut look a bit like the anorexic Olsen twin (for those that dont know shes a bit thin).Following our encounter with the fat lad a variatable army of scum poured into the Centre, who despite our general alround awesome status are more likely to be employed than me and the Stringmeister - and that is because we are people - individuals, self aware if you will. Although we are technically from Northfield, we are not of Northfield. And this friends is a very very good thing. More to come on this on a day when im less knackered - i imagine the Ghost can explain it better anywho.
In other news i have moved back to Birmingham properly now, so much like Puck i will soon have a new term time home at least - it was not quite as melancholy a moment as i was expecting when i left - it bothers me that i couldnt get sad about leaving my house in leicester. I blame Chris
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
world cuppery
its nearly ten years old but i defy anyone, anyone at all that says that this is not one of the finest minute and a halfs televisionscreenbox viewing
three words - come on sebastian!
http://www.absolutelyandy.com/tvadverts/3rywyrn73nhehwhfdnnr393jefwvwvwililillxuvuxluvlwie21i1il1il11/tango_ray_gardner2.wmv
three words - come on sebastian!
http://www.absolutelyandy.com/tvadverts/3rywyrn73nhehwhfdnnr393jefwvwvwililillxuvuxluvlwie21i1il1il11/tango_ray_gardner2.wmv
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Can you say self destructive?
It has been one of them weeks. In the name of cosmic reallignment i understand that every now and then things which could only be descirbed as "a bit shit" have to happen. However firstly events have to take an awesome turn for it all to make sense. Thus far this week i have sunbathed my self into oblivion, eaten my own body weight in bbq food (cooked on a bbq made with my own hands, which made me feel a bit like a dad), watched nigh on 8 games of football in 3 days, drank enough beer,vodka and red bull to tranqulise a small elephant and had argueably the best 7 days and nights of my two years at uni. On the other hand i gave myself a small break down/heart attack as a result of drinking a couple of cans of red devil, wanked the remainder of my money up the wall in week long money spunkathon and had a drunken,sweary bellow at my girlfriend outside a pub on the phone, which now may well result in our breaking up.
A now the circle is complete
Thursday, June 01, 2006
variation on a theme
More proof that people from Iraq dont have souls
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/5037124.stm
Aren't Americans super?
Anywhoodle, i cant shake the idea of Karma at the minute (damn you earl) following my earlier post aboot that lad that acted like a raspberry and got himself smoked, in a kind of way - maybe it was Karma - sort of. I think its perfectly feasible. Which means we are fucked.Like proper fucked.Think aboot it - look at 'twitchy' on Big brother - i nearly shit myself with excitement when he came on my telly viewing screen, and i still laugh my tits off at his twitchy explosions. I dont mean to, im not doing it maliciously its just really really funny. Im not even gonna mentioned that 'Johns not mad' documentary thing but Puck knows. So then are we all gonna burn or is the cosmos more concerned with american kids pretending to be spastics?
answers on a posty card
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/5037124.stm
Aren't Americans super?
Anywhoodle, i cant shake the idea of Karma at the minute (damn you earl) following my earlier post aboot that lad that acted like a raspberry and got himself smoked, in a kind of way - maybe it was Karma - sort of. I think its perfectly feasible. Which means we are fucked.Like proper fucked.Think aboot it - look at 'twitchy' on Big brother - i nearly shit myself with excitement when he came on my telly viewing screen, and i still laugh my tits off at his twitchy explosions. I dont mean to, im not doing it maliciously its just really really funny. Im not even gonna mentioned that 'Johns not mad' documentary thing but Puck knows. So then are we all gonna burn or is the cosmos more concerned with american kids pretending to be spastics?
answers on a posty card
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